Are you clumsy too? [2]

People call me by various names, only few i remember :D
I love being clumsy, it has its own advantages. Here is a table for no. of times mistake done and people's perception :P:
Once - It's okay!
Twice - Might be due to insufficient information. Explains to you complete system again
Thrice - grrrr
Quadrice - There is no point in asking this dumb to get a thing done. I better do it maself.
So, eventually your life becomes more peaceful

I always create a funny moment and i love to make interesting stories of silent moment uninteresting. Don't know the secret yet, but it just happens.
In college, I just get up and rush towards academic area without bothering about getting the hair done with a "hair dryer" and taking a bath is last thing i would like to do before class.
I always borrow lab coat and present status is- m in debt of three lab coats.
 
I don't spend any time sewing because i don't know sewing
Just now, it occurred to me that i used to have 2 pen drives and it has been ages i last saw them.
I never eat with forks and spoons, it takes a lot of time and is not "energetically efficient".
I knock over coffee cups on myself.
I forget that i bought cell phone to class and kept it on table and I walk away.
I seldomly shampoo my hairs, because most of them have a chic on their cover and i don't wanna look like one.
I wear black to comfort my brain as this color looks same everyday.
I am a peace lover and i never tried banging my head to window :P
The worst part about everything is that i don't even know when something silly happens to me. It is only after an hour or so i realize the silliness. I do crack myself up :D

I once inserted a copper wire into electric point and turned it ON. I did that twice.
I fell down the bed, once in a fortnight at least.
I can't be graceful and elegant in writing either because i got rid of backspace button.
*Laughs*

Evil is a point of view!

Touching upon a subject like "Goth subculture" ain't the easiest thing to do. The more i went into studying it, more i felt the urge inside me to be one :P. [I'll keep a pinch of humor in this post to make it fun reading :D]

First of all, they are not at all gloomy-dloomy people. As a matter of fact, this world seems boring to them. The just want their privacy or can be quoted as "Goths are people with 'Fuck Off Bitch' signboard for everyone". They are not interested in talks like how much you got wasted last night, nor in how much you smoked and neither in with which slut you slept last night. They have very much different perception towards clothing, art, music and aesthetics. This might be due to their upbringing or their specific taste. It is very difficult for a person listening to Saliva/Megadeth from childhood to switch to Justin Beiber :P. Oops..wrong example, any sane person won't listen to Beiber anyway :D. Some people just don't like pop, blues genre [simple as that]. Not everyone like The Gap.

One of the common things said about goths is that they are "attention seeker". Sorry to break the myth but the truth is that Goths are really smart people. Their clothing works on reverse psychology. It is kinda defense mechanism for them from this stupid world. If they wear skulls and bones on them, it is quite obvious you will never try to mess with them :P. And unfortunately if you did, my friend, you will be simply ignored. These are the people most open to criticism [right or wrong] because when you choose to go off main stream, you are mentally prepared to take the criticism. It is just that people get so busy in calling them "attention seekers" that they miss out the crux of this culture.

Some features commonly observed in gothic culture are:

• Unique art, music and literature [I can testify to this from my personal experience :P]
• black clothing, piercing , light makeup
• Wearing symbols like Christian cross
• Very loving, caring, pacifistic and tolerant. [Whateva they do, they do it at extreme...be it color or be it art..If they love you...they gonna love you with everything they have...one man/woman people :D]

People turn into this subculture because they might like to be left alone or in other words, their thinking might not be very coherent with you. But most of the turn-out to this culture is because they find this culture a mirror to reflect their feelings. They have a fascination for death. They try to find a different way of thinking about life, like trying to find beauty in life, pain and death. It's all a quest for immortality. :)

In a nutshell, this discussion can be concluded as
"Death destroys a man, the idea of Death saves him"

Being a vamp(ire)

Dark stuff are we talking about? No.

I never considered vampires as dark creatures though surely they can be more harmful than many so called "creatures of dark". The most familiar to me is "Dracula". Different versions, different stories about him. Some say he was the first of his kind, some say he is just the same but with more powers like leader of the clan. I swear to God, the day i came to know about his powers i wanted to be one. I mean how cool it can be that you sleep in coffins, you get to be young forever (fair and lovely people might not like it) and you drink blood (in your face Pepsi co. and Coca Cola..in your face). Ohh..and did i forget to mention some other side powers you get like you can see in night, a bonus pair of teeth and that cruel grin.Blessed are those souls who inflicted so much fear in hearts of British and french that they started digging up dead and staking them.

More to write, laters!