Thursday, January 27, 2011

Are you clumsy too? [2]

People call me by various names, only few i remember :D
I love being clumsy, it has its own advantages. Here is a table for no. of times mistake done and people's perception :P:
Once - It's okay!
Twice - Might be due to insufficient information. Explains to you complete system again
Thrice - grrrr
Quadrice - There is no point in asking this dumb to get a thing done. I better do it maself.
So, eventually your life becomes more peaceful

I always create a funny moment and i love to make interesting stories of silent moment uninteresting. Don't know the secret yet, but it just happens.
In college, I just get up and rush towards academic area without bothering about getting the hair done with a "hair dryer" and taking a bath is last thing i would like to do before class.
I always borrow lab coat and present status is- m in debt of three lab coats.
 
I don't spend any time sewing because i don't know sewing
Just now, it occurred to me that i used to have 2 pen drives and it has been ages i last saw them.
I never eat with forks and spoons, it takes a lot of time and is not "energetically efficient".
I knock over coffee cups on myself.
I forget that i bought cell phone to class and kept it on table and I walk away.
I seldomly shampoo my hairs, because most of them have a chic on their cover and i don't wanna look like one.
I wear black to comfort my brain as this color looks same everyday.
I am a peace lover and i never tried banging my head to window :P
The worst part about everything is that i don't even know when something silly happens to me. It is only after an hour or so i realize the silliness. I do crack myself up :D

I once inserted a copper wire into electric point and turned it ON. I did that twice.
I fell down the bed, once in a fortnight at least.
I can't be graceful and elegant in writing either because i got rid of backspace button.
*Laughs*

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